Oh, I don’t know, shoot free hot dogs out at the crowds that would inevitably gather, via a Hot Dog Cannon I guess. I’m pretty sure this unexpected delivery of deliciousness would put a smile on all the Oscar Mayer Wieners fans out there.
As far fetched as that might seem, believe it or not, it really isn’t. That even goes for the Hot Dog Cannon part!
This actually exists.
That’s because as it turns out Oscar Mayer is auctioning off a Wienermobile adventure on eBay.
You too can have an adventure.
Now the term ‘adventure’ is kinda subjective here. That’s my only gripe. I’m sure this Wienermobile isn’t the easiest thing to drive, but an adventure riding in the passenger seat, I don’t know. I think I’d get the hang of it pretty quick. I was really kinda let down when I found this out because I was fully expecting to get the chance to see just what kind of power this thing has in it. I was thinking maybe if I won we could get it set up with some turbos or a supercharger and shoot the prequel to the Fast and Furious movies. One of the guys in the office has a new Mustang so we could easy throw down for pink slips like Paul Walker and Vin Diesel did…
So if you like Hot Dogs, specifically Oscar Mayer Wieners, you should probably go check this out, because I forgot to mention, in addition to the ride in the car, you might win a years supply of hot dogs (26 packages). I’m going to have to check with our resident package meat expert Andy on this count though, I think it’s low based on the recommended daily meat requirements.